[Rex holds up some nerdy diagrams of the mechanical dragon he had in port, modified for, uh, compatibility with real physics and stuff. Or real for GI Joe's world of sinking ice ( Read more... )

[See Rex sitting on the floor in Iago's room, a pile of books around him. He's been... just... going through them, because he's bored and withdrawal sucks. BUT DON'T WORRY, IAGO, HE'LL TOTALLY PUT THEM BACK IN ORDER ( Read more... )

I owe everybody an apology. Or, rather, everybody who was here when I... [ACTED LIKE A CRAZY JACKASS THAT ONE TIME-- ER, NO THAT OTHER TIME, I MEAN--] attempted my escape. I know I apologized once, to the people I targeted. But as you can imagine, a display of remorse was... beneficial at the time.

Not to say that it was entirely insincere, of ( Read more... )

[HERPETOLOGY STORY TIME. Today, Rex is holding up a book, open to a picture of a rather unassuming rust-colored snake.]

Enhydris gyii, also known as the Kapuas Mud Snake, was once considered one of Borneo's 'best kept secrets'. I remember when news of its existence broke-- it was the first new snake discovered in, mm, about five years? The ( Read more... )

[HEY, SOMEBODY SOUNDS HEALTHY AND HAPPY NOW.  And is now going to act like his last post doesn't exist.  In fact, you can assume he's taken the last entry off the Network, although not the replies.]

That port was fascinating!  Witnessing the varied and occasionally impressive adaptations developed over centuries, the little quirks of evolution, ( Read more... )

[Rex is fiddling with some snake skin in his hands. Because one of his snakes was preparing to shed a few posts ago. YAY CONTINUITY.]

Have all of you shed your ridiculous new personas now? I'm not certain what the purpose of that particular flood was, except perhaps to give the rest of us a headache ( Read more... )

In the interest of transparency, I thought it best to inform the populace that I'm once again employed in the infirmary. So, if you find yourselves injured and in need of care, don't hesitate to stop by-- and don't be surprised if I'm the one tending to you ( Read more... )

[Filtered to Wardens]
I understand that many of you will have reason to be apprehensive of this, but I would like to offer my services in the infirmary or the... [Yeah he's pretty sure this next one's even less likely to happen after the nanomites.] lab, should anybody require assistance with their research ( Read more... )

[REX IS SMUGGING IT UP IN HERE. Normally, he would be content to make it a voice post, but he wants everybody to see how happy he is. Because he's super happy that you're all suffering and he's not ( Read more... )

[Filtered to FRIEEEEENDS. Just Friends. And Warden. Not allies/colleagues/acquaintances/Iago/whatever.]

I need... advice.

About. Uh. About.

[Agghgahgahfah so awkward. He tries to sound all casual about this.]

Abouuuuut...

[FAIL.]

Men? And things you do... [Clearing his throat again. Trying to sound cool, collected, totally certain about ( Read more... )